slumbermancer:

other things of note

  • Minnie Mouse is maybe one of the universe’s most powerful wizards alive
  • you inexplicably gain the power to summon Chicken Little; this is never really addressed or brought up in any sort of story context from what i remember
  • Donald Duck nearly succumbs to avarice at the hands of an egg jewel and probably almost becomes a greed elemental or something
  • Tifa from FF7 bumps into you, asks you if you’ve seen Cloud, kicks a wall and then leaves abruptly
  • Goofy becomes a turtle on multiple, separate occasions
  • Yuna, Rikku and Paine from FF10-2 are fairies
  • real quote from Mickey Mouse, wearing a black hoodie: “Hey fellas! Did someone mention the Door to Darkness?”
  • you, an anime character, and your friends, cartoon characters, enter the hyper-realistic world of Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • you become a lion. Pete also becomes a lion and turns Scar, from The Lion King, into the in-universe equivalent of a lion Dracula
  • Pete has a fierce fight with Pete from the past
  • the three fairies from Sleeping Beauty give you more powerful pants
  • Winnie the Pooh has no idea who you are

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

coelasquid:

dinnasaurus:

coelasquid:

Lookin’ superbly 90’s heart throb DiCaprio there, Link.
Perfect.

My Tiger Beat hero

Emma Emmerich opens her high school locker to reveal 90’s nonthreatening hunky dude tear-out Tiger Beat posters of Link and Alucard and Sephiroth and Raiden.

I may be misremembering how a shield is held but isn’t his shield facing the wrong direction? Shouldn’t it be horizontal?

coelasquid:

dinnasaurus:

coelasquid:

Lookin’ superbly 90’s heart throb DiCaprio there, Link.

Perfect.

My Tiger Beat hero

Emma Emmerich opens her high school locker to reveal 90’s nonthreatening hunky dude tear-out Tiger Beat posters of Link and Alucard and Sephiroth and Raiden.

I may be misremembering how a shield is held but isn’t his shield facing the wrong direction? Shouldn’t it be horizontal?

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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